Ok, we’re back. Sort of. I know all four of you fans have some questions. So here are some answers:
Is this blog dead?
Is Tony dead?
Are you dead?
Then why the f*ck have you not posted anything in months?
RAFO. Just kidding. If you didn’t need to look up RAFO, put down that 1,200 page fantasy book and get some sun. But before you do, read this: Rothfuss > Jordan. Oh yeah, I went there.
What? I still haven’t answered the question? Fine. It’s because Tony has been TOO DAMN BUSY. I’ve seen Tony once in the last 4 months.
So what has Tony been up to?
What has Tony not been up to? No, he hasn’t killed any baby seals. But if you haven’t seen his not-so-ugly mug gracing the website of damn near every company that sells menswear, you need to stop shopping at Old Navy and donate those khakis to me. Consider a move up to the Gap, where incidentally, is where you’ll likely see Tony next. And throw away those JCPenny jeans your mom got you. Yeah, the pair with the pleats.
What’s the deal with Old Navy khakis?
Because they’re awesome. But I’ve moved on. I’ve got my eye on these.
You guys need to post more.
That’s not a f*@&ing question. Go back to your fantasy book.
What’s Tony wearing in those photos?
What, you don’t recognize the clothes from previous posts? Good. And we were worried about repeats. Shirt from Zara (I think, but it’s probably a good guess). Vest from Ernest Alexander.